Trying to explain the recycled content in these new boards to a client last week, and I accidentally described the paper facing as 'biodegradable napkin material'... he asked if that meant it would dissolve in humidity. Had to backtrack through the whole lifecycle talk Karen mentioned, which went about as well as you'd expect. Now I just bring diagrams to avoid mixing up compostable with moisture-resistant.

Honestly, that's terrifying! My smart thermostat once blasted heat in July at 2 AM, and I woke up sweating buckets.