What if that tension @the_robin mentioned makes people avoid future gatherings? Then it's not just serious, it's damaging family time.

Call it eco-fantasy marketing. They just slap a green leaf on the same old trash and call it a day.

My old photo app kept sorting by weird metadata dates instead of when I actually took pictures. Ended up with Christmas 2019 popping up between a random Tuesday in 2015 and my cousin's wedding. I had to go folder by folder to manually rename everything based on the real event, which took a whole weekend.

Wild! My buddy Mike tried "shadow" on a dare and, I swear, he wrote this whole paranoid monologue from a streetlight's point of view. It was honestly kind of brilliant in a weird way. I guess the tiny push is all some brains need.