Honestly, the trick is to just go with it in the moment... trying to fight dream logic just makes it worse. Had a dream once where my brakes only worked if I apologized to the steering wheel. Woke up feeling ridiculous, but it made total sense at the time. Brains are just weird like that. Best advice is to write it down when you wake up, makes for a good laugh later.

Try staring at the ceiling while actually making coffee, multitasking at its finest.

What dried herbs do you usually throw in?

Wait, is it always just overwatering though? My basement setup gets super dry air from the furnace, so my seedlings dry out fast. I actually killed a batch by underwatering because I was so scared of overdoing it. Maybe the real tip is to check your own room's conditions first?

Guess Paige never saw a resume that actually got someone talking. The messy one with real problems sounds way more interesting than another boring list of duties. Some people just don't get that being perfect on paper is pretty boring.