Ha, $60 a month for four visits is the real gym membership scam.

Did the old timer show you anything about how much grease to actually use though? I've seen guys glob it on so thick it pushes the seal out of the port, then they're worse off than before. I keep a tube of the clear stuff in my bag and just give each port a thin coat with a q tip, seems like the trick is a little film not a big wad. Curious if your guy had a rule of thumb for how much, because 12 units redone in 20 minutes means you weren't sitting there babying it. Also did you grease the threads or just the sealing face, because I've heard guys argue both ways on that one.

So you're telling me eating beans and eggs every day for a week is the real trick here, not the receipt tracking or ditching the apps? Sounds less like a coupon app problem and more like you just ate like a broke college kid for seven days straight. Did you actually enjoy any of those meals, or was this more of a survival experiment?