What screws was he actually using? Were they the standard zinc coated deck screws from the big box store or something even cheaper?

Haha @hannah400 maybe the mulch is just paying you back with car art.

Oof, that stings. Guilty as charged over here too.

Oh man, you're telling me. I've been burned so many times by that exact thing. I swear I buy a new drill and then I'm hunting for the charger in the dark garage like a raccoon in a trash can. Funny how the spare battery set always seems like a brilliant idea after you need it, not before. I guess that's just my special talent for planning.

That advice saved me thousands on marketing gimmicks too.