Did she at least ask you first or just show up with him?

Thirty bucks a week back pay for your auntie adds up to like a thousand dollars by now, hope she takes payment in braised chicken. Mine was beef shank, my neighbor kept telling me to stop buying steak and just cook the tough stuff low and slow, and I finally caved last fall. Turns out you get way more meat for way less money and it tastes better too, which honestly made me mad I waited so long. The worst part is knowing all those years I was basically paying extra for meat that dries out if you look at it wrong. Anyway, leg quarters at 79 cents is a steal, so keep that auntie on speed dial.

There's a bench by the river where my dad and I used to get ice cream, and now every time I walk past it I feel him sitting right there next to me. Places hold stuff for us, that guy knew what he was talking about.