Ha, you're not the only weirdo with a spreadsheet. I have a note on my phone logging my lunch walks and I color code them, which is somehow both useful and deeply embarrassing. My 12pm walks beat my 6pm ones by a solid 3 minutes too, mostly because the evening crowd at the park makes it a slow obstacle course. Never thought about it being dogs and neighbors slowing me down, but that tracks.

Seems like a pretty minor thing to put out a whole PSA about.

That sucks, and the Venmo request part honestly stings more than the silence. Relatives love to act like they know how these things play out, but they are not the ones living through it. Mine said something similar once and it took years for me to stop waiting on a call that was never coming.