Ugh, neighbor disputes are the absolute worst. Just a heads up, make sure you have your official survey documents printed and ready before you pay for a consultation, it'll save you an hour of billable time.

My cousin Nate brought up chemtrails at a Thanksgiving dinner a few years back. My uncle, a retired airline mechanic, just stared at his plate for a solid minute before asking Nate to explain the plumbing on a 747. It turned into a whole shouting match and the turkey got cold. Sometimes calling it out just makes everything way more awkward.

Wait, you actually finished a whole basement drywall job? I mean, that sounds way harder than it looks.