I used to think everything needed a purpose we gave it, but stuff like this shows I was wrong.

Seriously, an egg caused a near-fire? What was the final straw that made you actually learn, like did you have to explain scorch marks to a landlord? @quinnr58's soup story hits home, but how do you mess up boiling water that badly? I bet your kitchen still smells like regret.

Try a space heater in the room.

Yeah, tell me about it. I once chased a ghost code with a scanner for an hour when the problem was a loose ground strap I could've heard if I'd just shut up and listened.